I Wish My Exes Lived in Texas

by Don and the Mobsters

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Driven by sizzling blues guitars, bold sassy lyrics and a good old dash of “f**k you”, I Wish my Exes Lived in Texas will have you either out of your seat dancing or squirming in it, depending on whether you are a subject of the pointed lyrics or not.

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Poor little Jack well he never bounced back from the day his daddy left
His Mumma shacked u got a pick up truck and laid that man to rest
Little old John well we couldn’t get it on he just couldn’t make up his mind
His face was kind and his manners were mild it’s a shame about his sex drive

That’s how we do
That’s how we do
That’s how we do do do do do do do do do

Vince was a genius in his own mind a real man before his time
It’s such a shame he never played a gig cause it’s sure go better than mine
Mace was a motor and an ace on stage he sure gave me starry eyes
Til I got him in bed and he couldn’t give head to make up for his lack of size

That’s how we do
That’s how we do
That’s how we do do do do do do do do do

Kieran was a nice guy so I gave him a try, he never hurt no one
Drinks a bottle of red and gets it in his head that Donny did him wrong
Chris smoked weed and he had a lot of needs but for all that was sweet as pie
But he couldn’t keep a job daddy thought he was a knob so I had to say goodbye

That’s how we do
That’s how we do
That’s how we do do do do do do do do do


What goes around comes around and baby I got mine
What goes around comes around now darling its your time
What goes around comes around and baby I got mine
What goes around comes around now darling its your time

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released May 21, 2018

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Don and the Mobsters Brisbane, Australia

Blues, Soul and a whole lot of Rock n Roll. About as sweet as a jar of vinegar and just as good at attracting flies. As much character as a bottle of cheap wine and just as intoxicating.

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